Kabie sochaa hey..

Kabie sochaa hey..
Mandir mey purush he poojarie
Kyu hotey hai..?
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Taaki baktoh ka dyaan bagwaan sey batakey nahie!😁

Apney kabie sochaa hey..
Lofar aur offer mey kya antar hey?
Simple hai yaar..
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Ladkaa agr I love u boley toh lofar
Ladkie boley toh baiyaa offer!😁

Patie – aajkal tum cigareete piney sey nahi rokati
Naa sharaab piney sey..
Kya sab shikaytey khatam..?
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Patnie – nahie, LIC waala parsoh he sab faaydey
batakey chalaa gaya!😁

Funny Hindi SMS

Hee – Iie lovee you babie..
Shee – Aww..But I do have a bf
He – arey toh kya huaa..OLX pey bej de usako
Puraana jaayegaa tab toh nayaa ayega!!?

LAdkaa aur ladakie ek restaurent gaye..
Waiter – Mam, aap kuchh logey
Ladakie – Baiyaa ek sabjie walie rotie laana
Waiter – kyaa??
Ladka – Gaav sey aayi hai, Pizza maang rahie hai!?

Apaney kabie sochaa hai..
Shadie aur sagayie key bich mey
todaa saa samai kyu rakaa jaata hey?
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Taakie koi yaha na kaha sakey kie..
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“Mujey durgatna sey bachney ka mauka nahie diyaa”?