Navryachey baykoche bandhan jaley..

Navryachey baykoche bandhan jaley..
Baykoh maheyri nigun geyli ki aata me parat kadie nahie yenar..
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Don divsannantar navryaney phone karun bolala..
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Priye majyaa kadun chuk jalie aahey mala maaf kar
Ani gharie parat ye..
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Nahie tumie majey man todlai me nahie yenar..
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Arey man parat jod ani parat hey..
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Baykoh bolai tumchya javal konta glaas ahey ka..?
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Navryaney sangitle ho ahey..
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bayko – tyala jaminivar jorat aapta..
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Tyaney pan tasech kele glaas jaminivar jorat apatley..
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Bayko bolali – aata tya tutleya glaas che tukade parat jodu shakta ka..?
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Navra – nahie glas tutlach nahie, steel chaa ahe na..Lol
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Bayko – tumie manjey na..yaa sandyakali nyayalaa!!?

Aj punhaa jevtana uchakie ani tachkaa lagalaa..
Baajie jaraa tikat hotie
Me veygatun kai bolnar tevdyaat baykoney kadaa kadaa bot modli ani mhanali..
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bhavanyaa lagnnanantr suddha sodat nahiet!!?

Kavi izz back

Archie aur parshaa jaatey hey shaala..
Shaley mey archie la lagtaa hey lalaa..
Baadmey archie dikatie apanaa malaa..
Shevatche kyu kaatate donokaa galaa..
Ye bagkey doley mey panie aata hey galaa galaa!!?

 

Marathi Latest Jokes

Ti Sadyaa kaai karatey..??
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Mumbai laa baandi gaastey ani gaavala alyavar line maratey!!?

Shaala, Timepass, Ti sadyaa kai karatey..
Ya saglya cinemavar bandi analie pahijel!!
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darvarshi ami amcha pahila prem visaraycha prayatna karto
ani ye navnavin prakare tya premachie atvan karun deytat!!?

Sasubai apalya sainyatil javayala patra lihiley
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“Majya mulila ekta sodun tumi titha simevar mauj masti karta aahat..
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Gumaan lavkar majya poripashie yaa..Kahihi karab saanga pan sutti gya”
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faujie javai ne sasubai la ek hand granade bomb sobat patra patavle ani lihiley
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“Priya sasubai
Jar tumi ya bomb chi pin kochalie tar mala 13 divsachi sutti milu shakatey!!?