Funny SMS Marathi

Bayko – kai ho..itkya halu awajaat konashi bolatai?
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navra – Bahinishi
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Bayko – aaho mag, bahinishi itkya halu awajat kashala bolayla hava?
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navra – aga majya nahie..tujyaa bahinishie boltai!?

Maaster – Sonyaa saang pahu..chandravar pahiley pahul konie taakley?
Sonya – Niel armstrong
Maaster – Agadi barobar..anie dusrey paahul koni taakley?
Sonya – tyanech takla asel kie..tey kai langda vatla vai tumhala!?

Mulgaa – malaa tumchyaa mulishi lagna karaycha ahe?
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Baap – tujya pagaarat tichie toilet paper pan yenar nahie
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Mulgaa – baaprey yevdi hagatie…mag rahudyaa!?

Navryachey baykoche bandhan jaley..

Navryachey baykoche bandhan jaley..
Baykoh maheyri nigun geyli ki aata me parat kadie nahie yenar..
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Don divsannantar navryaney phone karun bolala..
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Priye majyaa kadun chuk jalie aahey mala maaf kar
Ani gharie parat ye..
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Nahie tumie majey man todlai me nahie yenar..
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Arey man parat jod ani parat hey..
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Baykoh bolai tumchya javal konta glaas ahey ka..?
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Navryaney sangitle ho ahey..
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bayko – tyala jaminivar jorat aapta..
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Tyaney pan tasech kele glaas jaminivar jorat apatley..
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Bayko bolali – aata tya tutleya glaas che tukade parat jodu shakta ka..?
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Navra – nahie glas tutlach nahie, steel chaa ahe na..Lol
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Bayko – tumie manjey na..yaa sandyakali nyayalaa!!?

Aj punhaa jevtana uchakie ani tachkaa lagalaa..
Baajie jaraa tikat hotie
Me veygatun kai bolnar tevdyaat baykoney kadaa kadaa bot modli ani mhanali..
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bhavanyaa lagnnanantr suddha sodat nahiet!!?

Kavi izz back

Archie aur parshaa jaatey hey shaala..
Shaley mey archie la lagtaa hey lalaa..
Baadmey archie dikatie apanaa malaa..
Shevatche kyu kaatate donokaa galaa..
Ye bagkey doley mey panie aata hey galaa galaa!!?

 

Marathi Jokes

Ek mulgaa devala vicharo “tila gulab ka avadto”
Te tar ekaa divsaat marun jaato..
Mag tila me kaa nahi aavdat??
Me tar tichyasati roz marat asto..
Dev uttar detat ” bhaari re..”
Ek no!! Whatsapp Var Taak!!

Me tichyaa gharee gelo hoto laal gulaab geun
Sangayla ki tuje DIL mala denar ka..
Tichyaa aaine ugadla darwaza, me gaabrun bolalo
2 rupayala gulaab ahe genaar ka??

Bayko : Kai ho..Itkya halu awaajat konashi boltoi?
Navra : Bahinishi
Bayko : Aho mag..bahinishi itlya halu awajat kashala bolayla hava?
Navra : aga majya bahinishi nahi…tuja bahinishi boltoi!!