Maaja ek mitra aahey..

Maaja ek mitra aahey..
Toh itakey status takatoh, kadie kadie tar
Me pan tyachya girlfriend la kup kup miss kartoh!☺

Mom – Baala ek glass panie dey re
Aditya – Deyshala swatantra milaala ahey
Amie kahie gulaam nahie aahot
Mom – Nalayka, tu chahaa maag mag sangtey!☺

ATM chya line madey eka muliney
eka mulachya najrela nazar milavli ann bolali..
Me ajun single hyee..
Mulga – tu kahie pan bol taai
Tula me raanget pudey jaun denar nahie
NO charchi..No parshyaa
Ajkal fakt mulanchya charchyaa!☺

Kup Kup hasal..

Kup Kup hasal..
Bayko maherun nigtana navvryala SMS patavtey..
“Jevan karun sagali bhandi gasun teva,
Baajya fridge madey kadun teva,Dudh pan fridge madey teva,
Ani jopun gyaa malaa yala ushir hoil!?
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2 min ne lagech dusra message
“Yetana me tumala ek quarter aanar ahe, konti aanu?”
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Lagech navra reply karto “Royal Stag”aan?
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Lagech Baykocha message..
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Aavra sagla sangitlya pramaney,
Me quarter vagere kahi aanar nahee aahe,
Tumi pahila msg vachla ki nahie te paahat hoti,
Nhaitr mhantla asta “mobile silent var hota”?

Special Marathi Jokes

Aaj kaal pahilechi poraa kesana Gel laahun
full modeling karat shaalet jaatat,
Ani ek amchaa jamaana asaa hotaa jevaa
amchi aai kobryacche tel laaun asaa bhaang padaychi
ki chakrivaadal jaree aaley tari..
Ekadche kess tikadey jayache nahi!!

Jyaa mulilaaa “chaar – chaar” boyfriend
ahet ti pan mhantey..??
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Prem aandaley asatey??
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Aaga baai tu jey kela tyala
Aandhaa dundi firing boltat g!!

Kaheee mulinaa kiss wala smiley manjey
satyanarayancha prasaad vatato,
Saglyanaa vaatat sutataat agadi anolki mulala sudda,
Ani jyaa mulaana milato tyaana vatata apan
laai special aahe,
Aata yaala kon sangar ki toh sheera top barun kela hota!!
hahahahahaha

Marathi Vinod – Pot Darun Hasaaa

Shubh Mangal Saavadhan
Antarpatachya eka bajula vichar chalu asto,
Tila “Mithit” Genyacha
Antarpatachya dusrya Bajula vichar chalu asto,
Tyala “muthit” tevnyacha

Latest joke nakkich hasaal..
Mulga – Aaai diwali la me yaa dukanatun fatakadi genar
Aaai – Nalayak, te fatakadyacha dukaan nhee ahey
Mulinchey girls hostel ahey
Mulga – mala kai mahit pappa ekda mhanat hotey
eka peksha ek fatakadya aahet manun
Aaai – ho ka, aata ghari gelyavar bag haa
papacha rocket kasey aakashavar udatey!!

Mulinchaa sarvaat sundar dialogyee..
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Maja boyfriend pit naheee G..
Mitrach nalayak ahet tyacheyy!!

Marathi SMS Jokes

Ti – kashee disatiye me..
Toh – agdi priyanka chopra sarki..
Ti – Karach!! DON madli ki KRISH madli..
Toh – Barfi madli..hahhaha

Colege chi pahilich bet hoti..
Pahilyandach betnari ti great hoti..
Roz yeta jaata amchi bet hot hoti..
Chamaknarya jyoti saraki chamkat hoti..
Roz ti manaat barat hoti..
Chukun ushiraa aali tar biti vaatat hoti..
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arey gabaru naka mitrano ti apli S.T. Mandalachi BUS hoti!!

Mulga ani mulgi dogehi kup hasat hotey..
ani achanak muline chehara lapavla

Mulga – kai jala g?
Mulgi – kahiee nhi..
Mulga- saang na g..
Mulgi – kahee nahee mhantala naa re..
Mulga – sang naa plss g
Mulgi – arey hasta hastaa shembudach ala!!haha