Marathi Latest Jokes

Ti Sadyaa kaai karatey..??
:
:
;
:
:
:
Mumbai laa baandi gaastey ani gaavala alyavar line maratey!!?

Shaala, Timepass, Ti sadyaa kai karatey..
Ya saglya cinemavar bandi analie pahijel!!
:
:
:
:
darvarshi ami amcha pahila prem visaraycha prayatna karto
ani ye navnavin prakare tya premachie atvan karun deytat!!?

Sasubai apalya sainyatil javayala patra lihiley
:
“Majya mulila ekta sodun tumi titha simevar mauj masti karta aahat..
:
Gumaan lavkar majya poripashie yaa..Kahihi karab saanga pan sutti gya”
:
faujie javai ne sasubai la ek hand granade bomb sobat patra patavle ani lihiley
:
“Priya sasubai
Jar tumi ya bomb chi pin kochalie tar mala 13 divsachi sutti milu shakatey!!?

Devala va doctor la kadie..

Devala va doctor la kadie naaraj karu nakaa..
dev naaraj jala tar tumala doctor kadey jave lagatey..
Ani doctor naaraj jala tar tumala devakadey javey lagatey..
Setting re baba..saglikadey setting!!?

Mulgaa – te premach kai jey 7 february laa
suru houn 21st feb la sampnaar..
:
Prem tar amchya mitramadey ahe
Je aayushyabar sobat astaat..?

Baatamidaar ek bevdyala vicharto
“digital india” he sankalpana yashashvi hotai ka?
:
:
Bevdyache uttar – jeva mala amazon var daruchi bottle order karta yeil
Anie……
OLX var rikami bottle vikta yeil tevach digital india sankalpana yashashvi hoil?

Marathi Jokes Latest

Mulgi – Kasa kai aatya..bara ahe kaa ho?
:
:
:
:
Mulachi aai – Jiparyaa uptin Jiparyaa…porala naadi lavshil tar!!

Bayko – “aaho ek sangu ka?Pan marnaar tar nhee na?
Navra – Ho sang na baby
Bayko – Me garodar aahe
Navra – aga he tar aanandachi baatmi ahe
Mag tu yevdi gaabartes ka?
Bayko – Colege made astana he baatmi
babana sangitli hoto teva babani marle hote!!!

Puneri Kaku –
Ravi – Kaku Sachin aahe ka Ghari?
Kaku – aahe na, garma garam pohey khaatoy,
Tulaapan bhuk lagli ahe ka??
Ravi – Ho na kaku
Kaku – Mag ghari jaa..ani kahitari khaun ye!!hahah

Marathi Jokes

Ek mulgaa devala vicharo “tila gulab ka avadto”
Te tar ekaa divsaat marun jaato..
Mag tila me kaa nahi aavdat??
Me tar tichyasati roz marat asto..
Dev uttar detat ” bhaari re..”
Ek no!! Whatsapp Var Taak!!

Me tichyaa gharee gelo hoto laal gulaab geun
Sangayla ki tuje DIL mala denar ka..
Tichyaa aaine ugadla darwaza, me gaabrun bolalo
2 rupayala gulaab ahe genaar ka??

Bayko : Kai ho..Itkya halu awaajat konashi boltoi?
Navra : Bahinishi
Bayko : Aho mag..bahinishi itlya halu awajat kashala bolayla hava?
Navra : aga majya bahinishi nahi…tuja bahinishi boltoi!!

Funny Marathi SMS

Ek vivaahit mansache tyachya secretary barobr affair astey..
Ekda te doge pan daiting la jaatat..
Tyana kup ushir hoti..
Toh maanus tyachya secretary la sodun
cricket chya maidananvar jato
ani apli pant vha shirt dagdaavar gaasun malavto..
:
Bayko – aj yevda vel ka jala ho yala
Navra – bag me kara sangtoi ki..
maja eka muli barobar affair ahe ani me
tila dating karayla geun gelo hoto..
Bayko – Javal yeun tyala mithi maarun bolte
“Kotardya cricket kelayla gela hotat na tumi”
Yaala mhantat kara “navra”

Stri doctarana mhantey – yana thik kara ho
Ye ratri jopet motya motyane maje naav get astat..
Doctor – He tar changli ghosta ahe,tumhi farach lucky aahat..
Stri – kasli domblachi lucky, udya tyanchi bayko yenar ahe gavavarun!!

Kokla jaat nasel tar
:
:
Girlfriend chya ootana madh lahun kiss karaa..
:
:
:
gulaab jamun cha swaad pan lagel ani kokla pan jail tumcha!!
:
Doctor himran hashmi
stri rog cha doctor