Maaja ek mitra aahey..

Maaja ek mitra aahey..
Toh itakey status takatoh, kadie kadie tar
Me pan tyachya girlfriend la kup kup miss kartoh!☺

Mom – Baala ek glass panie dey re
Aditya – Deyshala swatantra milaala ahey
Amie kahie gulaam nahie aahot
Mom – Nalayka, tu chahaa maag mag sangtey!☺

ATM chya line madey eka muliney
eka mulachya najrela nazar milavli ann bolali..
Me ajun single hyee..
Mulga – tu kahie pan bol taai
Tula me raanget pudey jaun denar nahie
NO charchi..No parshyaa
Ajkal fakt mulanchya charchyaa!☺

Kup Kup hasal..

Kup Kup hasal..
Bayko maherun nigtana navvryala SMS patavtey..
“Jevan karun sagali bhandi gasun teva,
Baajya fridge madey kadun teva,Dudh pan fridge madey teva,
Ani jopun gyaa malaa yala ushir hoil!?
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2 min ne lagech dusra message
“Yetana me tumala ek quarter aanar ahe, konti aanu?”
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Lagech navra reply karto “Royal Stag”aan?
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Lagech Baykocha message..
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Aavra sagla sangitlya pramaney,
Me quarter vagere kahi aanar nahee aahe,
Tumi pahila msg vachla ki nahie te paahat hoti,
Nhaitr mhantla asta “mobile silent var hota”?

Marathi Jokes, Marathi Messages

Majkyadun chukun JIO Sim varun Port cha message send jala..
Tar mukesh ambani ney swataha phone karun vicharla..
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Bhaava ajun kai kai fukat karu
Mahinyacha bajar pan bharun deu ka “reliance fresh” madun!! hahaha?

Navra : Aj tifin madey kai barla ahes..????
Bayko : Farm fresh chili red tomato sauce wid indian
pleed midium potatoes wid fry oil rice??
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Navra : Wow! mastach ! kai tari navin dish distey
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Officela jaun bagitla tar “fodnicha baat” hota
Gya ajun shikleli mulgi!!?

Sakali paper walaa lokmat chya aaivaji
TIMES OF INDIA taakun gelai…
Ata kai fakt photo bagtoii
Paper sandyakaali vachyacha..
Pilyaashivai english kuthey jamtai aplyaala!!?

Marathi Latest Jokes

Varan baatachya jevnala lok garatil
Lahanaana patavtat ani bokdachya jevnala mhantat
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Malach java lagel nahitar tyana raag yeil!!

Undrachi toli talvari geun daavat hoti,
Rastyat vaagane vicharla, ka rey? ka daavtai? Raada kai ahe?
Undir : aaichya gaavat, tikde admin ne ganpati
samorcha modak palavla ani naav amchya var alai
saglya groupchich vaat lavto!!

Chinese lokancha bara ahe raav..!!
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Ek gf sodun geli tari tashich disnari dusri milte!!